Friday Night Fights: Desolation Jones!

Do. Not. Fuck. With. Desolation. Jones.

Don't fuck with Bahlactus, either. SRSLY.

Friday Night Fights: Superpunch!

Here's a little crossover action for your Friday Night enjoyment:



Ooh! That's gonna leave a mark!

I have it on good authority that Bahlactus has a pocket fulla kryptonite and he's not afraid to use it.

Friday Night Fights: Spider vs. Furry Spider

Sixteen legs enter! Eight legs leave!

It's Spider vs. Other Spider!

Bahlactus wouldn't let Spider-Man get the drop on him like that!

Friday Night Fights: Thor vs. Thanos!

Oh, I'm sorry, Thanos, did you say somethi--BLAM!!

Bahlactus has the Power Cosmic and he's not afraid to use it!

Friday Night Fights: Alice Fight!

It's Alice vs. Alice. Oh, no! She just picked up The Looking Glass and smashed the other Alice over the head with it!

You know, most sites would charge for this sort of content. You're welcome.



I got home too late to make it into the official record but that doesn't change the fact that Bahlactus has spoken!

Friday Night Fights: Batman Punches Guy

This is my favorite comic-book punch ever. Back in the Giffen/DeMatteis JLA days, Batman got so fed up with Guy Gardner's crap that he just hauled off and dropped him like third-period French:

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Now, go see how Bahlactus throws down.

Friday Night Fights: Turtle vs. Bunny!

I was out of town (and away from the internet) yesterday so this installment didn't make it into the official record.

This week's sucker punch is brought to you by Turtle vs. Bunny! Just call me "Again With The Webcomics".



Bahlactus asks: Are you a Rabbit or are you a Turtle?

Friday Night Fights: Webcomics Version!

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Tonight's kick to the face comes from one of my favorite webcomics, PC Weenies. Krishna, the guy behind PC Weenies, has just started a new webcomic called Uncubed.

In other news: Bahlactus is gonna knock you back to the Devonian, punk!

Friday Night Fights: Elektra vs. Wonder Woman!

It's Greek vs. Pseudo-Greek in an all-out, no-holds-barred, crossover extravaganza! Place your bets now as to which character has been more screwed up by Frank Miller!


Also on the card: Bahlactus likes his gyros with Planet Sauce.

Friday Night Fights: Zombie Time!

Here's a little "live"-action action for ya! From Dragon*Con:

ZOMBIE SPIDER-MAN VS. ASH!
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It's close to midnight and Bahlactus is there lurking in the dark.

Friday Night Festival of Fisticuffs!

The latest Weird-Ass Cover Wednesday featured America's Fighting Nemesis of Crime! Here he is meting out justice to some shifty carny! Next he's going after that no-good "Guess Your Weight" guy.

Thanks to the GCD for the picture.

Don't call it a comeback! Bahlactus has been here for eons!

Friday Night Fights with a Message!

I totally stole this image from the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund website but it's got The Spirit punching the crap out of someone! Speaking of the CBLDF, the Gordon Lee trial has been delayed yet again and they still need your help. Click here to donate.

In other news: Bahlactus is gonna hit you so hard that alternate versions of you will feel it.

Friday Night Fights: Rorschach vs. Some Dude's Hand

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Sometimes it's the little things that win a fight, like breaking a dude's fingers one by one.

Now the guy can never do double metal hands. That's what you get for messing with Rorschach.

Bahlactus is here to chew gum and kick ass. And he just ran out of gum.

Friday Night Fights: Machine Man!

It's Machine Man vs. Sir Topham Hatt! Yeah! Knock his ass back to Sodor!

Bahlactus is the Ayatollah of Rock-and-Rollah! I can prove this with math!

Friday Night Fights: Bloodstone

Elsa Bloodstone gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "whammy bar". KERRANG!!!

Special bonus fight! Elsa vs. a punk-ass koala!



In other news: Bahlactus is so bad he's his own damn herald!

(Yes, this is a repeat but it didn't make it into the original FNF so this is like the Essential version - except it's in color.)

Friday Night Fights: Badger Style!

Here's a picture of The Badger kicking a nun in the face.

You're welcome.

Bahlactus will hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style.

Friday Night Fights: Ignatz Throws Down

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In this corner: Ignatz Mouse!

In the Opposing corner: Krazy Kat!

DING!

Oh! Ignatz has brought a foreign object into the ring! The ref's stepping in, folks!

Hand Bahlactus that blog that says "Bad Mother Fucker" on it.

Friday Night Fights: The Smaller They Are!

It's time for Round 3 of Friday Night Fights and once again, Noetic Concordance presents Dudes Fighting Themselves!

Well, this time it's New Atom kicking Old Atom's ass but Ray Palmer gets extra points for knocking old-school Atom straight out of the comic book! I can't see this without thinking of The Tick and his fight with Barry.

Bahlactus will never take a dive.

Friday Night Fights: Kang Gonna Knock You Out!

Continuing last week's theme of time travellers fighting themslves I present tonight's next bout:

Kang vs. Rama Tut!


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This fight is so awesome that it's tearing apart the very fabric of space and time!

In other news: All Hail Bahlactus! Sweet Christmas, it's time for round two!

Friday Night Fights: Timelord Style!

Bahlactus put out the call. Here's my answer!

And now, it's Doctor vs. Doctor in an all-out, no-holds-barred grudge match!

Bahlactus don't need no stinkin' Grandfather Paradox!