Weird-Ass Cover Wednesday: Feature Comics

Greeting, subcreatures. I have returned to shake each of you out of the stupor induced by your recent food-and-gratitude orgy.

For the record, I am thankful for my three brains, limoncello, and lax extradition treaties. Now, go and enjoy the jocularity! King Clownape commands you!

Vaklam: Thanks again, your majesty and welcome back. This week, we're going back to the late 1930s - early 1940s to focus on Feature Comics:

I so want the octopus to be named Vincent so this cover will be the lead-in to a Twilight-Zone style twist ending!


Joe Palooka was actually a highly-skilled assassin. Knobby was never seen again after this tragic "hunting accident".


Fun Fact! This same cover also appeared on an issue of Laundry Fetish Quarterly,